When I was up at Babeland for a Midori workshop, there was a little post-workshop open house, and a cute staff member was demo-ing this little ten tongue device. Um, I do say, it was Lick-like.

Sqweel!

A sweet suspension “ring” available through Twisted Monk.

Indulgence chocolates via MoSex. Here are the “notes” from the catalog. I’m sure you see my point.

Inflame your senses with Museum of Sex Indulgence aphrodisiac chocolates. Created by world-renowned chocolatier Chocolat Moderne exclusively for the Museum of Sex, Indulgence is a decadent blend of the highest quality Valrhona chocolate and silky caramel infused with Shichimi Togarashi, a 400-year old Japanese aphrodisiac blend of red chili pepper, ginger root, orange zest, and black peppercorn. Every bite is a sensual delight for you and your lover.

Taking stock of what rope I already have, in preparation for ordering more–because Twisted Monk’s color of the month goes on sale in just under 24 hours, and it is “a shocking bright PINK.” And how can I pass that up?

From Monk’s blog:

. . . this month’s color is a benefit color with the profits going to support Midori and the AIDS/Lifecycle.

This is our ultra premium 4-strand, “Bavarian Blonde” hemp rope, now dyed a shocking, bright pink.

This color will go on sale Saturday, Jan 23 at noon (pst) The color of the month always sells out fast, but the Midori colors always sell even faster, hence me giving you all lots and lots a warning.

Here’s his sample shot. See what I mean?

So, I am not sure how well this color will “go” with the colors I have, but whatev.

Dear Santa, don’t you think this is the ideal hostess gift. The Don Wand Candy Cane.  I love how the strips show through so pretty.

A second version comes with ribs. So perfect for sexing up a gift basket or present it to your hostess as-is–in all its sweet XXX-mas glory.

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Okay. I am not sure if this is cute, hilarious, or really really scary, but this little Pyrex snowman dildo seems to be calling to me.

FedEx left a little box for me yesterday.

The FORM 2 is just the size to fit in the palm of my hand. It is rather cute sitting in my hand, and I think that having it sitting there on the charging base beside the bed, is frisky sexy. (Sorry about the soft focus on JIMMYJANE; it seemed like my camera really wanted to focus on the bottle of PINK–which I wanted in the pic to give you some sense of scale.)

So, as cute and charming as it looks, here’s the bad news. As a vibrator, I am not convinced that this thing is going to rock the world the way it has been touted. I guess I am saying this at the risk of pissing off the JimmyJane folks, which would not be a good thing to do.

But. Three things.

1. I do not, and never did, understand vibrators that have action like a jack hammer. I am not one of those girls who likes to have her clit roughed up. I know there are some of you out there, some of you are my friends. But. Not me. And the FORM 2 LOW speed is plenty of vibration for me. So the next four speeds are wasted. However, if you DO like a vibrator that could shake loose the plaster on the walls, this one might be for you.
2. This device is made in PRC–which is a subtle way of saying People’s Republic of China. I generally opt out of buying things made in China, for political and safety reasons. So if JimmyJane is going to rely on Chinese factories to produce their upscale products, then please let’s do like lulumon and disclose the factory conditions and working relationships. In fairness, the FORM 2 is rechargeable and so there is no harm to our world from discarded batteries, and that means something to me. The materials comprising it are also said to be healthful. And, it has been reported that there is a Code to which the vendors are held; I need to look into this more.
3. The device is obviously molded, leaving an edgy seam all along the inside and outside of the “ears” of it. It’s not much, but it’s there. And I don’t know about you but my vulva and clit are sensitive, and this seam is a little annoying to my flesh.

On the upside, the FORM 2 is great to look at. The pink is a wonderful sassy bright color. The packaging was well thought out (I do give a lot of points for great packaging). And the online shopping transaction was easy.

I know it is just not fair to rate a vibrator after only the First Date, so I will be back after we reconvene. In the meantime, in case you are wondering, no, I did not have a notable O on our first night together.